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When do squirrels chase people?

When they think they are nuts!

Are you a Squirrel Nut?  Well, here's the test!  You are a Squirrel Nut if:

... your family and friends know exactly what to get you for every occasion.

... your favorite cereal has a picture of one on the box.

... all your outgoing mail has a squirrel somewhere on it.

... you have a "bird-proof" squirrel feeder in your back yard.

... you wear a piece of squirrel jewelry every day of the year.

... you have a bumper sticker on your vehicle that says "I Brake For Squirrels".

... your squirrel collection is displayed in every room of your home, including the bathroom.

... your toothbrush handle is in the shape of a squirrel.

... you find a recipe for squirrel and you tear it out of the cookbook and burn it.

... the only Beanie Baby you collect is "Nuts". 

... your best friend's favorite food is pecans.

... you name all your pets "Rocky".

What do you call nuts on the wall?

Wall nuts

Squirrel Computer Art!

Did you know that squirrels are ambidextrous?

Yes, that's right.  They can shove food into their mouths equally well with either paw.

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